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muzhiks

person from former sovjet union......??
According to them the tsar was bad, and so is the Soviet government. The only people they consider any good are those who ask nothing themselves, and give them everything gratis. Muzhiks--that's what they are!"

"Oh, I can't bear those muzhiks! I can't bear the sight of them--I'd shoot the lot!" said Burun, an inveterate townsman.

Burun's favourite amusement at the market was to go up to some villager, standing beside his cart, eyeing with distaste the town miscreants milling around him, and to ask him:

"Are you a crook?"

The villager would forget his cautiousness in his indignation.

"Eh?"

"Oh, you're a muzhik!" Burun would exclaim, laughing, unexpectedly moving with the rapidity of lightning towards the sack on the cart. "Look out, Pop!"

The villager would respond with a string of oaths, which was just what Burun wanted--he enjoyed it as the amateur of music enjoys a symphony concert.
by peter October 23, 2003
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Muzzer

Originally invented by someone doing a Russian Accent. It basically means mother. It is usually said when a person is a) Drunk or b) likes slurring their words.
Dunc: Man i'm drunk, oh shit i just puked where's mother?
by Daziel May 1, 2005
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muzzie

A muzzie refers to a male's pubic region that has been kept ungroomed for far too long.

Also see turtle cock
Dude, look at that muzzie on that blacked out naked man!

Holy shit, let's spray paint it green then trim it!!
by derpityderrp September 5, 2013
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muzzie

facial hair, sported on the upper lip area in many styles, predominently by males....
not saying she was hairy, but she had a muzzie like zappa
by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008
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Muzz

Feces, Shit, Crap, To Deficate, or to relieve ones self of Feces.
Man i Just took a huge Muzz

Dude someone just went to the toilet all over bell street maccas carpark.
by Death.2.muzzas August 11, 2010
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Muzzle Loader

During gay sex, one man takes a shit in the other mans anus. (see alabama hot pocket) The man who took a shit then fucks the other man in the anus. The man who was fucked in the anus then expels the packed-in feces out of his anus, creating the effect of a muzzle loader rifle.
Matt performed the muzzle loader on his gay partner.
by t nigs May 30, 2007
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muzza

"Don't take off muzza's shoes, or stand in a five metre radius should said shoe removal take place. Muzza's often think they are sexalicous.
by frankie jaklolololol October 12, 2008
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