Cunt-Faced Muthafucker

A person who is a bastard.

Sally is a cunt-faced muthafucker.
Lets fuck up that cunt-faced muthafucker.
HAHA! Look at Sally and her cunt-faced muthafucker boyfriend!

by You_Mom April 4, 2005

mutually pining

Mutually pining is when two people who like or love each other but think the other one isn't interested, making this trope also a sort of unrequited love.

Nandermo is not mutually pining

by theshadowsfx June 2, 2022

mutually assured destruction

Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.

Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction

by Big Pawel April 20, 2008

mutual masterbation

Mutual masterbation is when two or more males get together in a room and masterbate infront of each other. They may get naked and sit in a cirle and masterbate the person to their left or they may just all masterbate themselfs at the same time. There are many variations.

When two friends meet in a room and they strip off and then masterbate each other until they ejaculate, this is an example of mutual masterbation.

by Jonathon C June 18, 2006

mutal masturbation

Getting fingerd whist wanking off your man!!

its good for her & GR8 4 him

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 4, 2003

Teenage mutant hero turtles

1. A popular old skool kids series.
2. Part of a phrase used when someone is trying to get into a fight with someone, or when someone believes they can do martial arts when they most obviously can't e.g the karate kid

1. Whoah, dude teenage mutant hero turtles is on, it rocks, I haven't seen it since I was a kid!
2. What the fuck are you doing, this isn't Teenage mutant hero turtles you know!

by Ginga ninja September 20, 2003

mutual oral sex

Another way of saying 69.

Me and my wife had mutual oral sex last night and it was really good.

by ORIGINATEDGENIO June 19, 2017