El Mustardo

Beware El Mustardo, the father of Cabbaggio. He looks like a steriotypical mexican with a large mustache and sombrero that has mustard bottles for hands.

Ph33r teh mustard!!!!111111111one@!11

by MadDogV2 October 24, 2004

mustard sandwich

1.) A woman's genitalia; a vulva; a vagoo.

2.) Also, a delicious sandwich exclusively containing mustard.

1.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

2.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

by C. B. F. April 5, 2008

packin mustard

if a member of the opposite sex is incredibly attractive, one would say they are "packin' mustard". Derives from the slang "hot" to describe attractiveness but more poetic

that girl is packin mustard

by Georgey B March 25, 2007

mustarbating

when one slathers hot mustard on their private parts and uses it as a lubricant to help make masturbation more pleasurable. Usually done in desperation when no other lubricants are readily available.

After having a romantic McDonald's dinner in their car. Teens Jack and Jill experimented mustarbating eachother with the McDonald's mustard packs.

by Julian Ray October 13, 2013

mustard snack rap

A sloppy, wet, juicy, moist sandwich from coles kitchen

That tasted soo good, what a mustard snack rap.... Thanks cole

by 123derpyderp April 4, 2015

Mustard Fish

Stinky vagina typically resulting from an STD or yeast infection.

Mike went down on Sarah and his upper lip smelled like mustard fish fir two weeks.

by Alpha1Romeo2 June 8, 2016

Mustard Lamborghini

A luxury sports car for people that suck a lot of ass.

(1) "Most of the World can't afford a gold Lambo, but they can most likely afford a mustard one!"

(2) Person 1: "Dude, seems like everyone's trying to hustle each other to get to the top."

Person 2: "Pfft, all just gonna end up with a mustard Lamborghini.

Person 1: "Bunch of ass suckers."

by Zom13 July 24, 2016