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museum eyes

When you are staring at something for so long - you can no longer concentrate.

Or when you are over-stimulated or over-tired and your attention span is gone.
After a day at the Smithsonian you can no longer look at any more art and you now have museum eyes.
by daisywheel July 3, 2008
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musum

A person with a large long face, rather like a horse with a musum or food ba on its face. Remember, looooong!!
Here comes musum face
Look at that boys musum
by Leicester Liver February 9, 2005
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museum rapist

one who when he encounters museums spends a ridiculous amount of time looking at everything in every museum
Tim: Ben wants to go to Europe with me, Should i go?

John: Naaa Ben is like the official museum rapist, you will spend all your time in a dumb museum
by BishopDonRodValentine May 9, 2010
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Musekonsert

An emsemble of mice playing various instruments at a concert.
Three Blind Mice at a musekonsert
by asdkmasc April 23, 2010
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Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.
Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.
by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014
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mushmuffin

The full time lover of a 'working girl' unwilling to allow the hazards of his/her lovers occupation interfere with geuine romance. Often feigns sympathy for her many career related trials and tribulations in an effort to make her eventually realize she in fact is a spoiled little brat thats too good for the bus to work, but not for the hourly rate hotel when the time comes.
" yeah, I seen her the other day with her mushmuffin, bitching about everything, and he just sat there and listened to all her bullshit...I wouldn't have the patients for that..he's probably just happy he doesn't have a girl with a giant fupa, or chalupa for that matter, although its quite a suprise with all the candy bars she scarfs down.
by SnuzzlerScuzz October 14, 2016
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museophobia

He has museophobia
by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016
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