mufftarkin

noun. A person, possibly a friend or ex-friend, who completely blows up your chances of entering a vagina, causing millions of sperm voices to suddenly cry out in terror and suddenly become silent.

"I would have tapped that if mufftarkin over here didn't tell her about the time I sharted myself in the gym."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021

Murf

A safe-for-work alternative to cursing or swearing.

"oh murf! I'm late for the meeting"

by GroundZer0#5953 February 9, 2022

Mufty

'Mufty' (adjective) is used to describe someone or something, especially when they smell bad or weird.

Aeryc: Bro you wanna go over to Finn's place later?
Salem: Not gon lie to you bruh.. she kinda mufty..
Aeryc:Bro..fr.

by sam_lem0 February 21, 2022

murt kelvin

a lanky ginger prick who touches year 8s

murt kelvin is hiding in the girls changing room

by murt kelvin victim March 11, 2022

Muret

Same to you

Person#1: You're so pretty.
Person#2: Muret!

by Anne Pineda April 1, 2022

Mufti Day

Mufti Day Is Where In Australia, Schools That Require Students To Wear Uniform, Get To Wear Whatever They Want For One Day!

This Day Has No Specific Date, But Mufti Days Usually Occur On The Last Day Of School,

Teacher: Okay Students! Remember This Friday, The Last Day Of School, Will Be A Mufti Day.

Student 1: OMG YASSS QUEEEN SLAYYY
Student 2: OMG ATE

by ThomasCanRelate April 28, 2022

Murtar

From the latin Murtalis (-e), a verb to describe the action of being an idiosyncratic alpha female with iconic dance moves, common misanthropic rants and demanding food standards.

Eg 1:

1. Fábio: "Iiiih, olha aquela gaja a abanar o cuzão"
2. Nelson: "Tá a murtar forte mm soc"

Eg 2.

Sónia: "Ai, ontem tava completamente a Murtar com uns suecos na fila do Ondeando, fds eles que vão lá comer alce com as suas kengas loiras cheias de lip filler.

Eg 3.

Catarina: "Mano, vais misturar massa cotovelo com espargos??????"

by Eugénio de Andrade June 6, 2022