Morris

A man, usually african american, who tends to mumble a lot. Obsessed with sex, specifically getting 'his dick sucked'. Will mumble for hours about this. Will eat anything. More specifically, will eat everything that doesn't belong to him.

Ah man, I can't understand a word that guy said!
He must be a Morris.

Hey! What happened to my lunch?! Is there a Morris around here??

by phork September 7, 2012

Morrison's Pimp Shack

Rm 126 in Maloney High School, where Gordon "Flash" Morrison pimps mad hoes son. He got them buckwilin' all up is his grill. He bump n grinds w/ them til the break of dawn, then hands out quysics phizzes to his students and talked about Social Security while occasionally wincing/twitching his eyes.

Smack ma bitch up. I like the stock market.

by bittithoe May 5, 2005

Morris

To tell a story about a person present that, at first, seems to be derogatory, but turns out to be complementary. (ant. left handed compliment)

I thought I was gonna kick his ass, but he morrised me and I totally scored with that chick.

by Oengus June 27, 2011

morris

To pick up all the cash and pay by credit card when dining with a group at a restaurant.

Dudes, I'm short on cash so I'm going to morris the bill

by Julia Buftowski June 21, 2006

Mortism

A religion in which you worthship Mort from madagascar

person #1: hey do you support mort?

person #2: yes, I am in mortism

by Isabellaisella July 8, 2021

Jim Morrison

He is life. A magnificently brilliant and attractive man from the 60's, was the lead singer of the doors and died too young and too soon. He was a poet and an artist. You'd be lucky to know Jim Morrison. He held a lot of hurt in his heart from his childhood and that was his downfall. The doors was the music that truly shaped rock and roll for future bands and will remain classic and legionary

Wow I love the doors and especially Jim morrison. Hes such a babe

by yourforeverisallthatineed March 12, 2015

Morristown-Beard

Morristown-Beard is a pretty good school in NJ. Although it isnt the best (you cant find a school that is), it's still pretty diverse, and really fun. Also, It's cool to be a nerd there. Im in all honors classes and a computer geek, and i still am among the more popular kids at the school. Morristown-Beard is also good at collage placememnts.

Go Crimson!

Guy: Hey man, you look like a nerd, you must be real cool

Other Guy: yeah, i go to Morristown-Beard

by trembley June 11, 2006