Emily Morrison

The worst gym buddy of all time.

Me: Do you want to go to the gym?
Emily Morrison: No.

by sista_22 March 14, 2014

Zack Morris Handjob

When you receive a handjob from someone (Male or Female) wearing a Hypercolor T-shirt.

Vince: This Zack Morris Handjob is reminiscent of the early 1990's.
Chris: It's all thanks to my Hypercolor t-shirt, and my extremely large hands.

by Spaghetti016 September 16, 2009

Morris

An ass of epic standings. An ass that makes crowds turn, women cry tears of jealousy and men jizz in their pants. A supreme mixture of all that is wanted in a woman's ass.

Man: I was sitting at my desk when I saw this beautiful Morris just walk on by. I couldn't stop looking, and before I knew it, I was up and out of my seat following her in a daze.

Woman: Those guys see a "Morris" when all I see is a slutty bitch that only knows how to seduce her way through life.

by Nathan Steel November 2, 2011

Morriston

Descendents from Ireland. Originally name was Morrison but ancestors added a "t" to the name to escape religious persecution.

Gorilla size, mammoth muscles, extremely intelligent, over protective, controlling, kind hearted,Amazons,very loving, goal oriented, up front, no bullshit, never gives up and loves vanilla.

Morriston gorilla's love vanilla amazons with all their heart.

by Gramykatt August 14, 2008

Hailey Morris

A beautiful person who loves: to go on adventures, work out, and guys with abs
A great kisser and never backs down from something that might be embarrassing or even slutty

In general, Hailey Morris is an amazing person that is outgoing and a dare devil

Hailey Morris was at my party last night and she made it way better!

by Hayhayboiiiii February 26, 2017

Michael Morris

A True god in the eyes of some, he was raised under a father who plays Golf 24/7, living off the bare minimum of earnings from the local pizza shop. Michael is funny, charming but most of all, has a magnificent hair line. His stance alone places his holy seed inside any woman in a 10 mile radius. He is the man, the myth, the legend.

"Omg is that Michael Morris. Wow. This is the best day of my life"

by Tigbitties1600 June 16, 2018

Sophie morris

A blonde noob or clueless individual very lazy and cheats on exams but a very kind pretty person and bestest friend

That Sophie morris girl cheated in the media exam!!

by Fk04 February 2, 2019