golden moose

While a male is receiving oral pleasure from a female, he places both hands on the side of his head (thumbs in ears) to make 'moose antlers'. Before he finishes, a group of Chris Farley look-a-likes begin showering both of them with urine.
"Good thing I had my thumbs in my ears during that Golden Moose. That one Chris Farley look-a-like tried to piss in my ear."

There is nothing like a saturday where you watch Rocky+Bullwinkle in the morning and get a Golden Moose in the evening...
by cheeks rodeo May 25, 2010
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Moose Milker

A person from Maine who gives moose a handjob until the point of ejaculation; slang term for anyone that looks like they bang their first cousin and is missing teeth.
That guy in the lumberjack shirt and dirty hat is a moose milker.
by Pipe55 March 13, 2010
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seal moose

a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.
"Dude I just got seal moosed last night."
by Elephant seal February 10, 2017
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Moose Missile

Long light brown poo that comes out very quickly and easily.
After that buffet I am going to need to fire off a moose missile.
by Bobby DanishII November 08, 2009
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Moose Jaw

A small city by the #1 highway in the province of Saskatchewan. Although the population is small, the city of Moose Jaw has many local attractions including the beautiful murals painted on the walls of buildings, historical city buildings, and tours. The city is also nick named "the friendly city" because of the kind residents living there and the great community. The people will gladly help you if you ever get lost.
Friend1: Hey where'd you go for your summer vacation?
Friend2: I went to Moose Jaw.
Friend1: How was it?
Friend2: I had good time down t here, it's a great place to visit!
by TheVilla July 27, 2006
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Blast a Moose

When you have sex with a fat chick
by FlawlessAngel August 07, 2011
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moose fucker

by Lexy October 25, 2003
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