Montana Bennett

Is so seductive. Always down for a good laugh. Just says like these dumb things that literally make you laugh your head off. She has greeny-blue eyes like the grass after the floods in Brisbane and she has small ear lobes. She can also do like the funniest voices omg and matches whatever the energy is

Hey Papi, I missed you! Montana Bennett makes me wet in my sleep at night. Papi, open those legs for me ;)

- From Hollie Le Griffon

by flaffil March 8, 2022

Montali

A typical last name to a communist hating athletics obssesed middle aged man that is very problematic when it comes to trick or treating with children. Montali often leaves the classroom randomly and gets on phone calls mid-lecture.

montali often says...
“BOY WHY YOU GOT THAT HOOD ON?!”
“GIRL GET THAT HOOD OFF”
“Don’t bring your comunist dogs trick or treating”
“BOY GET YOUR HEAD OFF THAT DESK”

by Jiv888rIj December 9, 2022

Roffelomeo Montague

An expression to describe extreme funnyness.

John: So a lion and a cheetah are playing cards. The cheetah plays a full house. The lion says, "You cheetah!". The cheetah says, "You lion!".

Jack:Roffelomeo Montague!

by savvy jesse September 24, 2009

Vagana Montana

When your vagina lives a double life.

Best of Both Worlds (as sung by Vagana Montana)

"You get the best of both worlds - chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show."

by Wafflebender May 20, 2015

jacob montano

The type of person who is flirtatious, witty, and has splenderful musical skill. Usually from of Jewish origin.

Once Dominic started taking piano lessons, he really became a Jacob Montano

by Gabriel_Kritt August 17, 2017

adrian monreal

Gay gay gay super gay

Adrian monreal is so gay
I know

by Superv gay April 21, 2018

French Montana

That Minecraft villager in songs

“Bruh there is a Minecraft villager with half naked women oh...wait that’s French Montana”

by Woowiewoow May 15, 2021