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Monkey Money

In-game currency in the games Bloons TD 6 and 5 that can be spent for a higher game advantage or cosmetic skins.
Person 1: "Did you know that compared to Arcaea Memories, which is another ingame currency, Monkey Money has a much lesser value when converting to USD implying that inflation exists in the Bloons TD 6 universe."
Person 2: "God damn."
by chair fucker 69 September 8, 2022
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garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.
Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.
by lucaca May 6, 2022
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Look at the silly monkey

The phrase is from the TV-show "South Park" and the so-called "Chewbacca defense".
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decide whether or not to reverse the decision for my client, Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen...

This ... is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one minute - that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why: I don't know. It doesn't make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit! Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey!
by Springborg June 25, 2008
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"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
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Temple Monkey

Noun. A racial slur relative to Porch Monkey but for people of Jewish decent.
by Benhar February 12, 2009
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monkey tilt

Used most often used at the poker table, or in reference to a poker game.

An extreme form of tilt, often caused by a series of bad beats, excessive table banter from donkeys, or otherwise shit-ass luck in a poker game. The player experiencing monkey tilt may experience one or more of the following syptoms: 1) complete and utter disregard for money (in fact, other players may even claim that the player in question "hates money") 2) frequent bluffs and all-in moves before the flop in a no-limit hold-em game 3) calling bets with complete disregard for the cards or the odds being offered 4) jumping up and down screaming "oooh oooh aah ahh" while shoving a banana down your own throat
The dude in the 2-seat is on complete fucking monkey tilt.
by Carlos CFC October 12, 2005
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data monkey

One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.
Burke is a data monkey when he works on BAT.
by HB July 31, 2003
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