maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

Manhattan Monday

When you're taking a patients temperature by mouth, so they can only breathe through their nose, and you fart in their face.

Miss Carlisle in room 53 was being an absolute twat earlier asking for pain meds, so when I went to take her temp I demolished her olfactory receptors with a Manhattan Monday

by Ireallydont September 8, 2021

fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.

"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."

by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021

Pirates Monday

Going for what sounds like a nice quiet dinner at Pirates Steakhouse in Diep River, with such amazing company as Ryan and Ricky Fourie, Gareth and GF, Tanzyn, Lisa and Chris, when Ryan out of no where claims he had an Ex girlfriend in New Zealand by the name of Ahora, and all hell breaking loose from there onwards. Including facebook status hacking, homo erotic insults, midget/modget abuse, neighbouring table annoyance to mention but a few of the fun unplanned activities.

I laughed so hard i shat blood, but it still doesnt beat that one Pirates Monday

by ultrachris2000 September 29, 2010

Messy Monday

A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.

It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.

todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"

darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"

by twigtwigtwig July 28, 2009

Max on a Monday

Drinking excessively all day with the express purpose of drowning out the misery that cloys to every working day.

I would rather make threatening gestures toward walrus genitals than get between booze and Dave when he goes Max on a Monday.

by Tiggers The Power Dilf December 5, 2010

T-Monday

The day in spring when all of the girls shed their winter layers and let all of their assets show. Can be any day of the week, not necessarily Monday.

T-Monday is the day every guy looks forward to.

dude1: omg! look at the funbags on that one!
dude2: dude theyre the size of my head! T-Monday is offically here
dude1: SHIBBY!!

by PRICECHECK January 12, 2009