Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.

"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"

by dsx815 May 31, 2018

Mohammed

Mohammed is the one. A Mohammed is just that one guy that everyone barely knows but loves him all the same. A Mohammed pulls hundreds of females a minute, this is something he cannot control.

Wow did you see that Mohammed?
No but I love him

by thechunkster53 November 16, 2022

Mohammed

Mohammed is a loving guy for 8 months and then will say he isn’t ready for a relationship when you were engaged with him and loved him he doesn’t take anything seriously and always is addicted to a video game called rocket league he has no time for girls because all he does is go to work and home and then doesn’t make time for you

Mohammed is a heartbreaker

by Truthteller3001 December 23, 2023

Mohamed

Mohamed is a fucking G he is usually tall and the sexiest nigga alive he is good at every sport and an alpha male

OMG IS THAT MOHAMED COMING LET ME FIX MY HAIR

MOHAMED WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT SPORTS

by Drizzymo November 23, 2021

Ayaan Mohammed

Ayaan is the nicest person i have ever met. I love her with my whole heart. Yes she is a simp sometimes and yes she is addicted to her phone. But without those she is amazing. I will forever love her.

Omg yk Ayaan Mohammed
Yeah shes amazeing

by frogz4ever May 17, 2022

Mohammed abdur rahman

A handsome intelligent lovable man. He is loyal and confident at times. He is very social with people and will make other people comfortable around him. He is caring and will be very nice if you give him the same energy back. Abdurahman can be violent when you push him, A gentleman , who's unique . . Once he loves, he loves with his all with no doubt . He would risk his life for you. He has an amazing personality with the most loving heart ever . He'll always be your shoulder to cry on and your extra ear to listen no matter what. He would never judge you . And his the super hero every girl would love to have .

Mohammed abdur rahman is a kind and generous gentleman

by Mohammed abdurrahman November 22, 2021

I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

by Kumbear December 16, 2022