Midstool

The act of loving something/someone so much that you would be willing to kiss their ass midstool. half way through a shit.

if rebekah ever wanted midstooling, i'd be more than happy to do it.

by GAZ:) April 2, 2009

mastodog

A name for a very big dog.

Person 1: Whoa did you see that giant dog?

Person 2: Yeah its a fricken mastodog.

by dodongo56 May 9, 2010

Milton Birle

An ancient species of television performer or personality.

Star A: I can't swear on live television!

Star B: Are you a f*cking milton birle?

Star A: Hell NO, Fuck you!

by NascentRoaster July 7, 2010

McStoner

A word that is used to describe someone who smokes pot that works at or craves McDonalds.

My friend used to just be a stoner but since he started working at McDonalds he is now a McStoner.

That pot is makeing me want food from McDonalds, i'm such a McStoner.

by eekscar October 30, 2010

misconbobulation

using a big word or phrase in the incorrect context or getting the word slightly wrong. Most commonly uttered/slurred by people who are drunk and trying to pretend they are not.

"do you need some help with that?"
"No, I will do this off my own back",
"i think you mean ' my own BAT', and that was an unfortunate example of misconbobulation"
OR

"Look at this field with some fine examples of topology" (ok that one is not likely to be said by anyone drunk unless they are actually lying in said field).

by kitschnkarma April 12, 2011

Mastoralectomy

The removal of a mother's tit from their child's mouth

All insurances should cover a mastoralectomy for every person (especially guys) at the age of 18, if not before.

by CupkacKole October 26, 2011

Milton

A Twitch streamer who is an otherwise normal man who lives in the land of maple syrup and fake currency. He has unusually tiny hands and a love for mayonnaise and other creamy delectables.

I’m new to Twitch, who should I watch?

Definitely watch Milton - Canada’s only streamer

by Panda_Picking_Pickles November 7, 2019