A particularly vulgar term for the haven that is sometimes shaven.
Also known as a Wizards Sleeve, Beaver, Muff, Fanny, Twat, Rat and, my favourite, Cunt.
Also known as a Wizards Sleeve, Beaver, Muff, Fanny, Twat, Rat and, my favourite, Cunt.
A drunken male coming out of a nightclub may shout "Alright darling, can I have a go on your minge?!"
by Homer SexualSimpson January 2, 2009
Get the minge mug.Hanging flab from below a woman's gut but above her genitals. Many women attempt to hide their pelmets by pulling their trousers up well above their waists.
Origin: midlands, UK. Minge: see 'minge'. Pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic.
Minge Pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.
Origin: midlands, UK. Minge: see 'minge'. Pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic.
Minge Pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.
by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007
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(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the US Department of the Interior. The name has since been changed to "Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement" (BOEMRE). The laws related to minerals management in the United States are possibly the most poorly thought-out in the developed world, and were largely designed as a strategy to launder money through crooked politicians. The MMS was created manage the oceanic coastal shelf (OCS) resources, and naturally it became one of the most notorious dens of corruption seen in the entire world.
The MMS is set up so that the temptation to be sleazy is almost impossible to resist; indeed, taking bribes is practically standard operating procedure in this agency. That's because the MMS was responsible for enforcing environmental and safety regulations on things like offshore drilling platforms, and yet made its income from revenues from the lessors it was regulating.
MMS officials would actually let oil company staff fill out inspection checklists in pencil, so that MMS inspectors would then fill them out as the operators wanted.
The MMS is set up so that the temptation to be sleazy is almost impossible to resist; indeed, taking bribes is practically standard operating procedure in this agency. That's because the MMS was responsible for enforcing environmental and safety regulations on things like offshore drilling platforms, and yet made its income from revenues from the lessors it was regulating.
MMS officials would actually let oil company staff fill out inspection checklists in pencil, so that MMS inspectors would then fill them out as the operators wanted.
Given Minerals Management Service pencil whipping in the Gulf prospects*, it was a miracle that Transocean was ever cited for safety violations at all.
MMS is famous for parties in which executives of oil companies went drabbing with federal managers.
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*Here, a prospect is an area where oil prospecting occurs
MMS is famous for parties in which executives of oil companies went drabbing with federal managers.
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*Here, a prospect is an area where oil prospecting occurs
by Primus Intra Pares July 24, 2010
Get the Minerals Management Service mug.Contrary to popular belief (and what the creators of Half-Life would have you going for), a Mingebag is a Scottish term which refers to an utter wanker, circa 1985 Supergran.
by Minge the Merciless June 26, 2017
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by Nietsmmar December 28, 2007
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theres still a dreg left in the bottom of the minge jug ... 'who wants to finish it off'
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by Kreaper February 10, 2009
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"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"
"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"
"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"
"Quite right! Would you care to?
"Oh! I would be honoured!"
"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"
"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"
"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"
"Quite right! Would you care to?
"Oh! I would be honoured!"
by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015
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