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Microsoft Windows

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.
did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?
by uzrboot February 25, 2024
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Microsoft Word

Google Docs: Free,No ads,Autosave, never had a stupid mascot
Microsoft Word:GIVE US YOUR MONEY NOOOOW😫😫🤓🤓🤓😫
by What’s your handle321 April 27, 2024
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Microsoft Agent

The technology used for BonziBUDDY and MaxALERT. Made by Bill Gates.
BonziBUDDY uses Microsoft Agent technology.
Microsoft Agent is a fun way to make characters come to life with technology.
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Microterrorist is well, a microterrorist.
Kacchussy is uh..... the fandom term for a certain part of Katsuki Bakugo from My Hero Academia.

Dih fiddler means a person who touches other people's...penises, usualy penises.

L rizz means negative rizz no charisma

So it basically means "You don't get the girl" but the more literal translation is "You are a perverted terrorist that commits felonies and no one wants to sleep with you."
Person A: "See that chick over there? She'd look better on my cock."
Person B: ***"microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz"***
Person A: "...never mind."
by [redacted fool is here] March 5, 2026
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microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz
Means "You don't get the girl" but the more literal meaning is "Haha perverted terrorist who touches vaginas and cocks, you will never get laid"
Person A: "See that chick over there? She'd look better on my cock :)"
Person B: "microterrorist kacchussy dih fiddler l rizz"
Person A: "...nevermind..."
by [redacted fool is here] March 5, 2026
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microsoft

person 1: i work at microsoft
person 2: DIE!!!!
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Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry

A buggy process that opens 4 times a day on windows 10/11 and takes up all your RAM and CPU usage.
"why the hell is my computer acting so buggy?"
opens task manager
''Microsoft Compatibility Telemetry taking up 40 decillion gigs of ram please throw out computer and give us more money right now or we'll kill you.
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 27, 2024
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