the act of cutting a watermelon in half and then cutting a circular hole into it and the fucking the whole and ejaculating into it.
by fatguy21 April 26, 2010
Get the White melon mug.Sexual foreplay involving watermelon. Whole melons with crafted holes can be used for penetration or slices can be used for manual stimulation.
"I just divorced my husband because he wasn't into melon play. If he can't fuck a melon, he can't fuck me either"
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by Ebonyks September 16, 2014
Get the Melon Play mug.A "Holy Melon" can be used for a few things but it is mainly used as a sex block, the instructions are as followed: Take an ordinary melon slice it up into 9 pieces. Next, you shove it up whatever hole you can fit it up. This will block anything from getting in or out. Works with men and women.
Guy: We've been married for years. I think it's time to have a child...
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
Girl: I haven't told you?
Guy: What?
Girl: I have a "Holy Melon"... I can't have a child.
by Grace Bose November 20, 2019
Get the Holy Melon mug.Meirons are always drunk. They are raging alcoholics and are know for being a lady's man.
He slays wenches and are often linked to michals
Nicknames often include, Ron, Miri, polks, Bonnie, Noam, the ledge.
He slays wenches and are often linked to michals
Nicknames often include, Ron, Miri, polks, Bonnie, Noam, the ledge.
by Stoner421 August 14, 2015
Get the meiron mug.something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.
by neodevon555 February 20, 2011
Get the fleshy cunt melon mug.by Right in the bum May 17, 2016
Get the Melon mug.Neofascist italian politician, proclaims herself to be a woman, a mother, a Christian. She thinks that people spreading hate towards lgbtq+ community are actually exercising their rights.
by Penguin00 November 21, 2021
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