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by Anonymous#101 July 30, 2012
Get the Mercedes mug.Someone who is constanatly trying to sell you some bullshit. Sells turds at retail, whole sale, ware house, and discount prices.
"Claus is such a turd merchant that he is trying to convince Mdub that Robyn is finer than Lindsey; BULLSHIT !"
by The duck! April 11, 2004
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by Prince#12 July 30, 2016
Get the Mercedez mug.1. Viewing unattractive girls as attractive....Men have 1-10 scale for women the way they describe a girl to their friends. Mercer vision is a whole different scale in which an average girl may rank very high as well as an ugly girl may seem like an average girl on campus.....
In normal life a girl may be a 5/10, something not many would go near....but when on the Mercer campus that same girl may be a 7 or 8 out of 10.....
Man look at that girl, shes a 10/10....
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Man look at that girl, shes a 10/10....
...No way bro, u must have Mercer Vision
by Try Again July 28, 2008
Get the Mercer Vision mug.One serious badass. Possibly THE MOST bamf superhero to date.
He rips through the streets of a quarantined, zombie-infested Manhattan killing Marines, and anyone who stands in his way.
He has superhuman strength, speed, and hops. His arms turn into a variety of deadly blade-like weapons. He can consume people to replenish his health, see their memories, and take their physical appearance. He consumes people that know how to drive/fly military vehicles such as apc's, tanks, and helicopters, all of this which he can hijack at any given time and kick serious ass behind the driver's seat. He's also got a magical hoodie that somehow manages to stay on his head no matter from how high he falls, how much he rolls, how many missiles get shot at him. Did I mention he can pretty much fly?
Alex Mercer can be seen in the game Prototype, where he finds himself trying to figure out who made him into this mutant badass, after which he makes them pay.
He rips through the streets of a quarantined, zombie-infested Manhattan killing Marines, and anyone who stands in his way.
He has superhuman strength, speed, and hops. His arms turn into a variety of deadly blade-like weapons. He can consume people to replenish his health, see their memories, and take their physical appearance. He consumes people that know how to drive/fly military vehicles such as apc's, tanks, and helicopters, all of this which he can hijack at any given time and kick serious ass behind the driver's seat. He's also got a magical hoodie that somehow manages to stay on his head no matter from how high he falls, how much he rolls, how many missiles get shot at him. Did I mention he can pretty much fly?
Alex Mercer can be seen in the game Prototype, where he finds himself trying to figure out who made him into this mutant badass, after which he makes them pay.
Clueless Civilian: WHOA! Who the fuck is that guy??? He's fucking killing everybody walking on the street!!! HOLY SHIT! How did he smash that car with his bare hands? Wait...what the fuck, his hands turned into fuckin CLAWS?? OH MY FUCKING GOD those marines didn't stand a chance in hell! Oh shit...he's coming this way!!! UUUHHH! *dies*
Another civilian brutally slaughtered by the badass known as Alex Mercer.
Another civilian brutally slaughtered by the badass known as Alex Mercer.
by Dr Grammar August 30, 2009
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We were having a stimulating political debate when some merc noodle cammed up and derails the conversation.
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