MAGAtard

Derogatory term used by Liberals used for calling out egregious examples of Conservative stupidity

"THE COVID-19 VACCINE IS UNSAFE, BUT COVID IS NOT A THREAT!"

"Shut up, MAGAtard! You're such an idiot."

by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 9, 2022

meat hangover

waking up with greasy sweats, a headache and a general feeling of illness the day after ingesting a large meal, consisting primarily of meat.

"yo dawg, I've got a killer meat hangover after that steak last night"

by chrissssay March 6, 2010

Meat pizza

A sexual act whereupon a woman lies on her back whilst no less than three men place the entirety of their genitals (penis and testicles) on her face in a more or less circular pattern, thus resembling the toppings on a pizza.

Me and some of the guys got together the other night with Kayleigh and made a meat pizza!

by Alabaster Smooth August 13, 2012

Super Meat Boy

A really difficult and frustrating game.

Guy playing Super Meat Boy: "MOTHERFUCKER!"

by GNRlova23 November 2, 2013

beat meat

to jerk off and let out stress

i wanna beat meat

by poppy head March 29, 2020

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018

megatron that ho

(Reference to "Transformers")

Before reaching climax, a man switches positions so that his phallis is directly in front of the woman's face. While switching positions, he makes machine related noises. Upon reaching climax, he ejaculates in her face and shouts "Terrorize!"

Megatron that ho: "I Megatron'd that ho last night because she wouldn't let me spiderman her."

by no name here February 17, 2008