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Mayonaise Panties

When a woman becomes so excited over a period of time, that her panties are so thick with feminine juices that the wet spot is whitish in color.
"Oh, Baby, keep talkin' dirty to me...you're giving me mayonaise panties!"
by Vashtidog October 11, 2009
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Mayonnaise Pie

1. Two lesbians with yeast infections eating each other out

2. A guy finishes and then pulls out only part way so the cum squirts into the vaginal opening and then oozes out.
Cheryl and Lorraine both had a yeast infection but needing sex they went in for a mayonnaise pie.
by pie me June 20, 2010
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patty mayonnaise

When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.

No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.

patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.
My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.
by Loss Prevention Officer August 2, 2011
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Magcon Boys

a group of self absorbed assholes who got famous by 12 year old girls on vine
"the magcon boys are such dumbasses"
by Username010 June 20, 2014
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mayonaise

secretly, it means cum, shhhh!
mayonaise
by blondiesforeva3 October 15, 2011
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Armenian Mayonnaise

by Anyhow February 21, 2010
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peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her
my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich
by riley peterson May 26, 2008
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