Maximum Penetration

To penetrate a girl in as many ways possible (Up to 10, Vagina, Anus, mouth, both nostrils, both eyesockets, both ears, and the belly button if you push hard enough)

Maximum Penetration has only been attempted 17 times.
There have been no survivors.

by jasonk123 February 16, 2006

cuntius maximus

a term of endearment used to describe a girl with a fanny so big, that intercourse resembles throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Boyfriend: I love you, my cuntius maximus.

Girlfriend: Yeah, great.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008

Maximum Pwnage

Completely beating some one at an event or debate, having someone whipped.

LaQuiesha had Mendell in maximum pwnage on the court.

Furrohnda had maximum pwnage over her new boo.

by Rosalind April 21, 2006

maximum ramage

Maximum Ramage - Best porn star out, Amazing beautiful VERY intelligent and excellecnt all round.

"Hey dude shes hot reckon she's a relation of MAXIMUM RAMAGE?"

by Jezzabelle December 8, 2007

slootius maximus

A way of calling a female a big time sloot.

Check out that slootius maximus

by Big Daddy D March 8, 2004

Fishamus Maximus

Someone who overly smells of a fishy odor

Man, did you smell Jacob last week? He was turning out to be a Fishamus Maximus.

by Father Thyme October 16, 2008

Rectillious Dildous Maximus

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.

person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010