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Dark Matter

1. Unprovable hypothesis that since galaxies and galactic clusters don't have enough mass to produce enough gravity to spin the way they do, that there thus must be invisible matter hiding that's making it all work.

2. The observation of the universe sometimes fails to follow the known laws of physics, so instead of theorizing that there must be more laws we've yet to discover, scientists have instead decided to push forward the idea that invisible masses must exist, and thus explain away the discrepancies and gaps in our knowledge.

3. Science akin to religion in that nothing at all proves it, but lots of people believe it because it explains something that was hitherto before difficult to understand.

4. Theory regarding matter and gravity that seems to make sense of Newtonian physics when it fails us, but in doing so introduces a concept that is completely ludicrous.

5. Alternative hypothesis to how the universe works to the much more logical MOND theory, or variations thereof.

6. An example of lazy science.

7. The greatest example of how extremely intelligent people can at times be completely clueless, lacking in all common sense.
I don't understand this crap, makes my head hurt, there must be Dark Matter, or something.

That astrophysicist over there, he can't understand how shit works so he's decided he's gonna pull some old bullshit theory out his ass and see if he can prove its true. He calls it Dark Matter cause its like all invisible 'n shit.

Aliens beamed me up yo, just sos they could like laugh at all a us for this Dark Matter bullshit.

I'm done with reason, from now on I believe in Big Foot, Vampires, honest politicians, and Dark Matter yo!
by Rsenal March 24, 2011
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All lives matter

A phrase used to convey that all lives matter; LGBTQ+ lives matter, Disabled/Mentally disabled lives matter, white, black, yellow lives matter, etc, and people shouldn't mistreat others for who they are.
"All lives matter, we are all human. Be kind."
by Get out of trouble June 12, 2020
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matted

To be matted means to be ignored by someone on IRC, even though you know they're there. Its meaning derives from the times when someone talks to matt860 about something important and he just ignores them, dispite him being there and reading the text.
Its meaning has been stretched to include describing a situation where you talk in a public channel (eg. to say "hello") and the other members do not respond.
I wanted to arrange the game but he just matted me.
Oh god I'm so matted.
by fluff June 5, 2004
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matted

when a coworker named matt drops a project on you close to 5 o'clock extending your fucking day by hours
Dude, couldn't make it to your party cuz I got fucken matted.
by MasterChief_LolLolLolLol February 3, 2009
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All Lives Matter

A true statement which racist progressives refute.
by ainje August 14, 2015
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matta

matta is a status of being drunk. it means you are out of control. you flame everybody and destroy everything all around. mattaness makes you mad and you step out of your mind for drinking a lot.
-Oh dude, im so hangover.
-What happened, dude?
-Yesterday i drunk myself to matta.
by Buduka November 12, 2011
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Matteau

"I feel so bad for that matteau i mean they work so hard for so little"
by Tee-Jay S. Yates January 2, 2018
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