Marko

A situation when your girlfriend beats the shit out of you.

-Dude whats that on your face?
-Oh my girlfriend punched me.
-You;re such a Marko

by Nyphrend May 1, 2019

Makoni

A tall and handsome man with a big dick and a shining smile, not the smartest but one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet in you life. They know how to treat women and the strongest of them all.

Oh my god, Makoni just walked by, I love him.

I wanna get fucked by the guy Makoni.

Why is Makoni so handsome, just fuck me already!!!!!

by Queen Lorena PERIODTT May 20, 2019

Marko

a awesome kid with a high intelligence level, with so many friends. He is the best at everything, and is a rich guy.

Marko is what i want to be.

by iwilldab November 6, 2019

Marko tirtica

A fat potato that sits on the couch and plays Fortnite all day doing nothing and is a trash can

And is trash at basketball and is a fish

Marko tirtica is a nice individual and is therefore kind hearted

by The waffle maker 13242 November 10, 2019

marko bruiser

Marko Bruiser is a punk rock musician from Massachusetts. Formed the band "Marko and the Bruisers" in 2008

Yo, you know that dude Marko Bruiser?

by PunkRockGuy November 23, 2019

Makoni

Makoni is the name of a tall boy that will help a girl with anything. He treats females with kindness and he treats them with big dick energy. He’s also really funny and strong, he’s just a handful of amazing things. Sometimes he can get kinda simpy over girls and he might be in his feelings a lot tho. But on the other hand, Makoni is just really kind and a all-around good person.

“Is that Makoni, oh my god he is so tall and I can see his dick prints from over here.”

by BriannaPë March 16, 2020

Marko Lamza

Marko Lamza means that the person is very gay, a complete alcoholic and likes to play Fortnite.

Yo bro did you just suck a dick while playing fortnite?

Yea I did.

You're such a Marko Lamza

by Mathhew2 June 14, 2020