Masturbatel Porn

When you watch porn on the tv, then copy or similarly masturbate or touch yourself like the porn actress/actor.

Maia started moaning as she fingered her pussy when on the tv, her favorite porn star Kaylee J fingered herself as well. To Maia’s delight, they both orgasmed at the same time. Boy, did Maia like masturbatel porn.

by KhloeAshton November 23, 2018

masticate

to chew you sick fuck

oh my god you masticated all over the floor.

by roknnor October 7, 2019

masturbate

To sooth the shaft. To calm the shaft. The act of one's self meditating and endulging the shaft. Commonly done in front of your grandma. Often robots will struggle to find similar stimulation, unless enough OIL is provided. Make sure your grandma sees however, otherwise process will not work. Your shaft will not work.

"yo bro pp work does yours?"

"dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!"

"grandma room she in is?"

"no course of not is she what?!"

"well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"

by peepeepoopypoo March 3, 2020

Masturbate

What the fuck is wrong with you jackoffs get a girlfriend already

I masturbate because im lonely

by 5Skin not 4Skin January 9, 2020

Masturbate Theater

A TV show that losers watch to beat off to low-cut Victorian corsets and fade-out sex scenes on PBS Masterpiece, formerly known as Masterpiece Theater.

Derek: Are coming down to the bar Sunday night?

Alistair: Nah, I’m gonna lay back and unzip for Jane Austen on Masturbate Theater.

by IGKYA53 July 29, 2020

Masturbate

A game played with own toy to kill your sexual appetite.

"Jeez ..!! that THOT masturbating behind those bushes."

"Hey! can you tell me.. how it feels like to masturbate?"

by Silver Blake December 15, 2020

masticate

It means grind or chew. But Louis Tomlinson in the fan fic "Ankles and Awkwardness" (on wattpad) thinks it's masturbate hahah

"You really don't want to masticate that Lou." Harry said and Gemma snorted from the table.

by larrie directioner May 23, 2021