Roller Coaster Marks

When your teacher gives you marks that go up and down like a roller coaster.

Sam: Dude, what'd you get on the math test?
Dean: 65%
Sam: Whoa, didn't you get a 90 the last time?
Dean: Yeah man, roller coaster marks! :(

by RT232 November 30, 2010

Hooded Gas Mask

When a female farts and catches the gases into her vagina and then sits on a unexpecting males face and releases the gases

Natasha totally got back at her ex for cheating on her by giving him a hooded gas mask

by Nic83 November 10, 2014

Mexican Wrestling Mask

A sexual act where a person, who is fully reclined on a Lazy Boy or some other form of reclining chair, has their forehead, nose and eyes covered by a fully stretched nut sack similar to how a Mexican Wrestling Mask is worn.

I gave my wife a Mexican Wrestling Mask last night and she was pissed!

by FavreisGOD March 27, 2008

Mask mandate

Forcing people to not breath.

Everyone who created mask mandates should be used for target practice.

by A random person48 November 21, 2020

Masashi Kishimoto

The author of the popular manga series "Naruto". Beloved and worshipped by many Narutards for his manga / anime Naruto, however he's heavily criticized by Narutards for killing off many of their favorite characters in Part 2 and was forced to "revive" them with his infamous "plot no jutsu" after receiving many death threats from Narutards.

During Part 1 Naruto
Narutard#1: Masashi Kishimoto sama is a god! Naruto is the best manga ever!!
Narutard#2: I Agree!

*Part 2 Naruto*
Narutard#1: Omg did you see how Sasuke survived against Deidara's explosion? When will Kishi stop sucking Sasuke's dick?

Narutard#2: If Kishimoto dares to kill of Hinata and Kakashi I'll stop watching Naruto, buy a plane ticket to Japan and slit his throat!

Normal Naruto readers: .....

Kishimoti is also a victim of Narutards, not only normal Naruto readers.

by mangareader July 12, 2009

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

gorilla mask

After a lovely evening at Olive Garden (Red Lobster can be substituted if the wait is too long) politely ask your partner to participate in intercourse. Prior to ejaculation position the face of your said partner directly in front of your penis organ and release your seeds upon their face. Upon completion of said action reach down with your dominant hand and grab a handful of your partners pubes and throw them on your partners face. At this point run to a public place so all can see the gorilla chasing you.

Tate - "Yea, they have unlimited breadsticks and salad."

William Madison III - "I know, I really like the balsamic vinegrette."

Tate - "I'm on the fence about it, it's a bit peppery"

William Madison III - "How did the rest of the evening turn out"

Tate - "Following dinner I ended up at Mervyn's being chased by a gorilla mask."

William Madison III - "The fitting rooms there have horrible lighting."

by kylerbev November 19, 2007