John Marshall Highschool

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022

John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.

by Something_Strange June 7, 2024

Marshal Z

Marshal Z is Zenith alt (reel)

Marshal Z

by The reel xd November 15, 2021

Marshall

Another word for dingus. Typically referring to a gay man, of the flamboyant sort. He works out way too much, so much so that hes cried over losing his favorite dumbell. He loves his dad but wont kiss him. What a loser. He thinks he understands women, but in reality, he views them all as men

Guy 1: hey bro did you see f1 last night?

Guy 2: yeah bro, that one character was a total marshall

Guy 1: i agree. What a marshall

by MarshallHater3600 July 8, 2025

Dirty Marshall

When you triple captain Haaland in your fantasy football team and he scores a hat trick. You proceed to get a “winners erection” and proceed to bang your partner - using tears of the competition as lubricant

“Hey did you see Marshall’s Fantasy football score last night? How the fuck did he do that? I bet his missus is getting Dirty Marshall’ed as we speak”
Utter filth

by Marshall25105333 September 2, 2022

Marshall

Someone who thinks they are cool but not. Calls him self attractive But DEFINITELY NOT!

Kate- Omg marshall is so ugly

Tanner- I know i cant believe he thinks he is attractive

by Jae123458 March 12, 2021

Marshall

A person that never responds to his texts, claiming he is busy and is making excuses saying he is busy. He also has his phone on him 24/7 but chooses not to respond to texts

Quit being a Marshall and actually respond to my messages!

by iPod shuffles suck November 30, 2025

James Marshalled

To get fired or sacked from a job or paying workplace

Boss wants a word with me, looks like I'm gonna get James Marshalled

by someones427 February 22, 2019