Malte is the type of guy who smokes a joint and then go spits in a girls mouth. Malte always has blond hair and is a little bit chubby. He likes sex with older women and a finger in the bum.
And if u ask his friends, he’s kind of gay.
And if u ask his friends, he’s kind of gay.
Wow, that guy just took the train for 2 hours to have sex with an older woman - that’s such a Malte
Eww, someone just touched my arse - don’t that’s just Malte
Eww, someone just touched my arse - don’t that’s just Malte
by Eggs and bacon with a sprinkle November 22, 2021
Get the Malte mug.A cute German who has blonde hair. He's very calm and he rarely cusses but when he does he sounds fucking hot. He's a very loyal friend and the guy is incredibly lovable and always tries to make everyone feel good.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
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Get the Malte mug.A creature half fox and half human. Usually, spotted around the pub smoking area, asking to tick a gram or steal a cigarette.
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Very Caring , too sensitive and sensible for loved ones, Creates his own way of Romance every little thing. Highly Dedicated person.
He can be a best Friend , best Man can’t take hurt from own people.
Very Caring , too sensitive and sensible for loved ones, Creates his own way of Romance every little thing. Highly Dedicated person.
He can be a best Friend , best Man can’t take hurt from own people.
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