Sketch Magnet

Someone who constantly attracts attention from sketchy people.

A sketch magnet may or may not enjoy the shady people who always want to associate with them.
Girl 1: "Yeah, remember that sleazy guy I hooked up with back in the day? He wants to hang out again next time he's in town."

Girl 2: "Gross. You're such a sketch magnet."
by SunnyMuffinss March 22, 2011
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Seimen Magnet

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.
"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."
by Geektacular February 10, 2015
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asshole magnet.

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.
The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.
by assole magnet November 23, 2020
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money magnet

a place where you seem to be wasting too much of your hard owned money.
i go on that web cite jasmin.man!..that place is a money magnet!
by pussy bee March 17, 2020
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splooge magnet

guy1: did you hear, paris hilton has a new sex tape
guy2: again? what a splooge magnet
by Carlo999 June 29, 2011
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sausage magnet

Hey bro, your Nissan GTR attracts so many guys it's a sausage magnet!
by chillyZ January 01, 2017
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meta-magnetism

Any combination of the final two numbers--infinity and uncountability--arranged concentrically to create one of 7 colors.

The elements in the combination are number-type, position (inside or outside), and orientation-of-spin.
The seven combinations are: infinity spinning around infinity clockwise, infinity spinning around infinity
counterclockwise, infinity spinning around uncountability clockwise, infinity spinning around uncountability counterclockwise, uncountability spinning around infinity clockwise, uncountability spinning around infinity counterclockwise, and
uncountability spinning around uncountability.

The seven states of meta-magnetism correspond to
the seven colors: purple, orange, grey, blue, green,
yellow, and red.

White (all of the colors) and black (an anti-color) combine to make a color--gray. This gray is the color of gravity or
contrACTtion.
by sandraxine March 11, 2020
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