faggot magnets

1. two gay people, of the same gender, who are together all the time.

2. plural of faggot magnet

1. carly: “ashley and lexi are such faggot magnets!”
jennifer: “what do you mean?”
carly: “they’re always together! we all know those sleepovers aren’t just friendly!”
1. kevin: “do you think brandon and matt are secretly together?
liam: “yeah they’re total faggot magnets.”
kevin: “what do you mean?”
liam: “they’re always ‘hanging out,’ and neither of them ever talk about dating. something is definitely going on between them, if you know what i mean”
2. more than one faggot magnet

by bandaidbrandbitch October 21, 2018

Trick Magnet

1. A man who attracts Tricks.
2. Someone who always gets with slutty bitches.

Debby: "ew. who's that whore?"

Brenda: "John's new girlfriend. i've heard that she's slept with the whole football team."

Debby: "John's such a fucking Trick Magnet."

by j0shuapwnzn00bz March 2, 2011

asshole magnet.

A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.

The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.

by assole magnet November 23, 2020

prune magnet

Best looking dude at the retirement home.

Izzy gets so much action, he’s a real prune magnet!

by Scentedmeat September 20, 2018

Pain Magnet

No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.

Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!

by Hi I'm Tori And I Hate Rhymes July 19, 2021

Clunge magnets

Consists of legends who chant about nonces.

Clunge magnets are legends

by Good sheppard centre December 11, 2019

buzzard magnet

Slang term for a bullet magnet or meatshield in warzone. Also is known for someone who complains about being the only one getting shot while others are next to him.

Every squad has at least one “buzzard magnet “.

by Handily69420 March 18, 2022