A cheap magnetic ribbon which a moron affixes to his SUV, in order to show that he cares deeply about the kids who are getting killed in Iraq so he can keep driving five blocks to rent a video and pick up a bucket of KFC.
I swear if I see another one of those stupid yellow ribbon magnets on the back of an SUV that cuts me off in traffic, I'm going to start taking the bus to work.
by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005
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magnet students females in particular can be associated with the phrase "oh my god i failed that test" followed shortly by a grade of 95% or higher.
magnet males can be associated with a sick sense of humor and an inability to understand any and all forms of humor with the exception of math and calculator oriented, black people, and homosexual oriented jokes, and these only in short "one-liners" or inappropriate physical displays unbecoming of students in high school.
the typical magnet student is very clicky with other magnet students and branches out only slightly to other groups, mostly through common functions such as orchaestra or CTY.
an essential of any true magnet student is a www.xanga.com website customized with special html
magnet students females in particular can be associated with the phrase "oh my god i failed that test" followed shortly by a grade of 95% or higher.
magnet males can be associated with a sick sense of humor and an inability to understand any and all forms of humor with the exception of math and calculator oriented, black people, and homosexual oriented jokes, and these only in short "one-liners" or inappropriate physical displays unbecoming of students in high school.
the typical magnet student is very clicky with other magnet students and branches out only slightly to other groups, mostly through common functions such as orchaestra or CTY.
an essential of any true magnet student is a www.xanga.com website customized with special html
"that magnet student wishes the teacher to call him charizard during class."
"which magnet student?"
"the one putting the I LOVE DICKS sign on that kid's back"
"which magnet student?"
"the one putting the I LOVE DICKS sign on that kid's back"
by voltaire May 31, 2005
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oh my goddaahh, here comes another one! what is this ogre wearing... a vest and white loafers? Janice, you really ARE a creep magnet!
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