table muscle

someone's huge belly.

You see bronco def's table muscle? I bet he weigh 350 and could stay at the buffet all day long!

by tim-tim April 23, 2004

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holy muscle of love

A penis(i.e. the cock, dick, shlong, one-eyed monster, whatever other 1000's of names you may call it).

(Three gay Catholic priests and the local gay Catholic bishop are preparing for a four-man sex orgy in a secret chamber in the church)

Bishop O'Brien: Alright brothers, gather round and recite the opening verse of our little holy love ritual. *unzips his pants and sticks out his penis from underneath his robe*
Three gay priests:(in unison and in an incanted singing voice) And-may-the-Looord-blesss-thyyy-hooo-lyy-muss-cle-of-loooo-ooooove!
*all three priests then anoint the bishop's penis with holy water and begin taking turns giving him oral sex*

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by Mark H September 30, 2004

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Cunt Muscle

Whenever someone is being a bitch to the maximum extreme.

My 'Roommate' is not drinking tonight because he is a Cunt Muscle.

by EK32656234521 February 2, 2008

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Masturbating Muscle

The muscle you develop between your forearm and bicep on the arm of the hand you masturbate with.

John: Hey broski, wanna hang tonight?

Joe: Ehh... I dunno, I was really gonna work on toning my masturbating muscle tonight.

John: Oh.. I getcha, I worked on it last night.

by aaronthejoo May 11, 2011

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