Mikey

That one asshole who is always going to borrow your pens but never returns them.

Me - Where the fuck did you put my pens?
Mikey - I forgot them at home. I'll bring them tomorrow

by @momsbasement March 02, 2019

Mikey

A Mikey is a sexy man. He will get all the women and will be rich.

Wow, that guy is sooo sexy. He must be a Mikey

by Mikey_Mans_Michael October 16, 2019

mikey

Mikey’s are usually nick a name’s for people with the name michael but mikes are caring,very cute,short,and they all have fat penises

damn mikey that’s one large penis

by itsheather103 March 17, 2022

Mikey

this is a person with Poland Syndrome, or you can say a person with no chest.

That person has a mikey looking chest.

by Lenz Fontana November 05, 2022

Mikey

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.

"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"

by edddddie November 08, 2023

Mikey

!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.

"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"

by edddddie November 08, 2023

Mikey

mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT

its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.

aNYWAYS

mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?

okay, so lemme say one more thing

actually two more things.

1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.

2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY

"hey mickey kinda sounds like mikey-"

"no it fucking doesnt"

by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019