ming monkey

a person that does mingers
by fart knocker April 24, 2003
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Minge Mobile

Any vehicle driven by a man that is used whilst going out to pick up women.
As John pulled up to his friend's house before heading out for a night on the town, he yelled out the window "Hop in the minge mobile and let's go to the bar!"
by wclax23 March 21, 2011
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Minged Off

Verb meaning to be annoyed with someone or something
I can't believe he cheated on me! I'm so minged off
by Marsbian February 13, 2009
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Minge Teaser

Used to descrige a man who teases the female organ and then refuses to finish the job by means of penile insertion.
"Stop fingering me and shag me you minge teasing bastard."

"Stop being a minge teaser and pork me."
by Julius Gray January 17, 2005
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minge buffet

The German phrase for a whore party. At the minge buffet, gentleman walk in to find a vast array of females wanting to give them a good fucking.
- Wow, this is a minge buffet and a half. Most of these girls propably don't even have diseases!

- No dinner for me lads, I ate too much at the minge buffet.
by Marc885 July 19, 2006
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MINGE BASH

getting your minge throughly pounded in rough nasty sex that is enjoyable but at the end leaves your minge feeling like an open axe would
Deon really gave me a minge bash last night, my pussy feels like its been beaten to a pulp.
by katie January 28, 2005
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minge face

u f***ing minge face, s*d off
by bitch ho November 09, 2003
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