milf

Mom I like (to) fuck

Usually a mom that is hot.

Jake's milf is so hot.

by Harry _potter November 05, 2017

MILF

Abbreviation of "Mother I'll Love Forever"

My mom is a milf

by BigDickBitchAssBitchHo April 08, 2018

MILF

monkey in a little flannel

bob: "Dude i just saw a MILF"
bobert: "Yea rob's mom is pretty hot"
bob: "no you cock a monkey in a little flannel

by hateta October 20, 2010

milf

Mother I'd Like To Fuck

Damn Kassandra is milf. I'd make her the mother of my child any day.

by secretonelol November 25, 2014

MILF

Acronym for "Man I Love Fishing"

Wow she's a nice MILF

by Handlrvbsdfvmilf January 22, 2016

MILF

‎"MILF = Mothers I'd Like To Forget" - The Lady Bunny 7, The Ballad of Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin, she's a MILF, a mother I'd like to forget for sure before she screws us all with her Rapture ImPalin in 2012.

by pwvl January 20, 2011

Milfing

When attractive "stay at home" mums meet up with their other mummy friends to drink coffee and socialise whilst maintaining that staying at home and looking after the kids is "hard work"

What are you doing today Lara?

I'm meeting Clare at Starbucks for a bit of milfing

by fpg March 28, 2013