jailbait milf

An underage (Jailbait) Mother I'd Like To Fuck.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a Jailbait MILF.

by dizzleshizzlenizzle July 3, 2008

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

by Gerry June 30, 2004

milf

The step beyond dank. Amazing.

-Isn't that popcorn dank?
-Yeah man, you know what, its actually milf! Milf popcorn!

by IrisG January 10, 2008

milf weed

Awesome weed grown and distributed by a MILF

Its the MILF weed, nigga just cant quit
Its the MILF weed, nigga can i get another hit?

by Alan T Ftw October 6, 2006

MILF

1. Mexican Immigrant Liberation Front, a fictional, millitant organization of Mexican immigrants and their descendents, with the goal of taking back the lands of their forefathers (western and southern US). This is a highly organized organization, hence it being called an organization. (even more secretive than the IRA, a very similar organization) This is why there is absolutely no evidence as to the existance of such an organization.

2. "Mother I'd like to fuck"

3. A joke played on the US gov't, the comedy being in the relationship between the two previous definitions. (see hoax)

It would appear that the bombing of the Junior Chamber of Commerce was an act of MILF, a much-feared organization that has been under heavy investigation for years now.

by D351 January 31, 2007

milf

a older woman, young boys want to get it on with. In the past, has been referred to as " mother id like to fuck"

Fred: Bob, your mom is so hot !
Bob : Hey man, thats my mom. Watch your mouth.
Fred : Im sorry Bob. I cant help it if your mom is a total milf.
Bob : Whats that supposed to mean ?
Fred : It means i would hit that

by Boofo-onda September 19, 2010

MILF

In popular American culture of early 21st century, a sexually appealing older woman who is an object of infantile hyper Oedipal motherfucking fantasies.

My girlfriend's mom is such a MILF! Mmmmm, ménage à trois... !

by DMNY July 8, 2006