ancara messi

ur mom

-ur mom

-ancara messi

by your mom lmao im so funny omg May 11, 2022

Messi

Being the absolute best in whatever you do.

He's the Messi of art.

You're the Messi of racing.

by kai_yke October 6, 2022

messy

Used to describe a toxic romantic relationship, usually involving cheating and trust issues.

Dude: Ayo, did you hear Ryan allegedly cheated on Sofia?
Other Dude: Wait Sofia? The girl who flew out to Botswana to have an orgy with a prince?
Dude: Oh shit, I was at that orgy and I didn’t know Sofia was there!
Other Dude: Well Ryan thinks Sofia is cheating, so he fucked Sofia’s mom to “even things out.”
Dude: Their relationship is messy. I’m gonna stay out of their business.

by IHateGrapesWithAPassion May 22, 2022

Messy Man

What one is called when they dunk their piece of bread in a pool of eggs to make french toast.

It's-a me, the Messy Man! I make the French-a Toast-a!

by Cragnon December 8, 2021

Messi

Away From 2,3,4 Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful, How Good Is He?

Messi at 19 years of age scores a hat trick for ten man Barcelona in extra time.

by Messi17 November 11, 2021

Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022

messi

The G.O.A.T

"Ronaldo is the goat"

"Shut up messi is"

by messi>ronaldo March 28, 2022