Messy McDonald

Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.

Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.

The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.
Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.
by fidelito_ca December 19, 2010
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hot messy nessy

When your homie smells like 3 day old bong water.
"Damn, Sharon over there smells like a hot messy nessy!"
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The messy max

Long night of drinking you vomit into her lap while ur licking it up
I don't remember eating ravioli but when I was giving charity the messy max I realized that wasn't raviolis they were spaghetti-hoes.
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Messy donut

A pig that rolls around in the mud for too long before fucking a pigeon.
Damn did you see that guy, he is a total messy donut!
by Sandwich69 August 11, 2022
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Messy

She’s so messy because she’s my best friend dating my ex!!
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Messy

(Adj.) Describing one's demeanor, attitude, swagger, or otherwise disposition with a positive note or vibe that particularly exuding rizz or confidence.
"When I see him out and about with them girls, acting all suave, oooo he so messy!"
by wayfarerblue February 09, 2023
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