mantress

Male version of mistress

Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!

by joseph gordon April 16, 2008

Matress Bater

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

by drake!!! October 23, 2005

matress ninja

One truly gifted in the fine arts of coitus, with ninja like bedroom skills and mad flexibility

Last night was incredible... what a matress ninja!!

by meganoshua June 8, 2011

Mantress

The Human Matress. Half man half Matress. A person who spends most of their time sleeping, eating or smoking in bed.

The Mantress is sleeping
Last night I was absolutely mantressed

by North&J June 12, 2016

mattressfirm

A place where you go to pretend to be buying a mattress but really you just take a nap on them and leave. But legend has it if you sleep for too long you'll either get raped trafficked or tickled to death. They also launder money so if you go there ask for the mattress with the money and buy yo self some weed.

Yo lets go to MattressFirm I need some weed.

by TuckerIsShaggy v.2 March 5, 2019

matress muppet

slang word for a girls "private part" when she hasnt shaved in a while.

My girl and I were laying in bed I started to fool around with her and she said stop i need to shave. I said that I wanted to play with her matress muppet.We laughed and I pursued its wonder.

by JJhung October 18, 2009

Mantress

The male equivalent of a mistress.

Bored in her marriage, Sara took up with her mantress for comfort.

by Sarafg December 15, 2011