First Mate Rob

This hot and sexy kid who dressed up like a pirate on halloween. He also has a slut Ex girlfriend named Amanda who nobody likes. First Mate Rob also has a heterolife mate named J Wood. First Mate Rob and J Wood go to Vo-Tech together, where they slack off and make fun of Miss Piggy and Hotdog Boy. One day Rob and J wood got bored and they decided to tell Hotdog boy that Neo called and he wanted his Trenchcoat back. Oh man good times has by all. Theres also this kid named Deep Fried Dan, hes a crazy kid who asks people if they're afraid of cell phones. Also if you have sex with Rob, you always come back for more.

J Wood:Oh man Robs wearing a patch!
First Mate Rob:Its first mate Rob you scum.
J Wood:Sorry Suge, please don't kill me Suge.
Rob:What we doing today J Wood?
J Wood:The same shit we did yesterday...
Rob:Megaman bitches! But before we do, i got to watch Shaun of the Dead again!
J Wood:Go kill yourself Rob....OH GOD LOOK OUT DANS TRYING TO BITE YOU!
Rob:AHHHHHH
*J Wood and Rob run to the other side of the room*
J Wood:What are we gonna do?
Rob:Hit it in the head!
J Wood:What are we gonna throw?
Rob:I don't know, throw a god damn computer...
J Wood:But these computers belong to liz!
Rob:WHAT?!?!?!That makes NO FUCKING SENSE!
J Wood:Whoops, i'll take this one.
*J Wood throws a monitor at Dan, killing him*
Rob:Wow, that was weird....
J Wood:Yeah boyeee, find something to clank.
*J Wood and Rob clank binders*

COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!

by J Wood and First Mate Rob January 10, 2005

Utility Mate

A Utility Mate is a friend you call on occasionally when your core circle of friends are not available.

I had a spare ticket for the match last weekend which nobody wanted so I sold it to my Utility Mate and he came with me instead.

by Jordo1981 July 29, 2010

Room mate

Either the most annoying or the greatest person you will ever meet. Plus you have to live with them...

My room mate was up cutting apart aluminum cans for an art project till 5am this morning. I didn't get any sleep either.

My room mate was the best man at my wedding.

by UrdeafbutImnotsouseheadphones April 17, 2011

fucking mate

When you bang ur pal

Harry and pip are fucking mates, at least that's what he said

by Bigdoggyskeng June 18, 2018

oye mate

Word created by Gavin vernell . It can be a greeting a goodbye or whatever you want it to mean. But typically it is used as a greeting.

Oye mate how are you . Oye mate welcome to my home. Oye mate I reckon we need some weed.

by Popitlikeitshot September 25, 2017

Ur mate straight

Can reverse an “ur” phrases

Bill: “someone called my mom gay”
Fred: “don’t worry ur mate straight”

by Memeiboi May 16, 2018

Deaks mate

Deakin is a immortal God that rules over all my, he is a religion

He is the most powerful being in the universe.

Deaks mate is a bloody legend and will use 1% of his power to destroy you.

by JacobBieber February 13, 2019