A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.
"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"
"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."
"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."
"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"
"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."
"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."
"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"
by The Smifter February 11, 2012
by Talbert December 11, 2020
by tHE hAZZLE November 13, 2017
A term derived from the video game Ark: survival evolved, and is jokingly used to humiliate people who are engaging in interactions with the opposite gender.
by notbigbrad June 28, 2022
"So i was just minding my buisness getting some chips at the shop and i run into one of my ol' mates!"
by C.T Tracy December 21, 2022
The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
by A mates wife August 08, 2019
Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013