Tokyo Jiffy Lube

When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.

"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"

by xJapaneseSteelx May 2, 2009

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Tube of Lube

Whether its for dry skin or cuts or you just need a little slick, tube of lube comes in all sizes, right now econo size for the same price!

John: Man my hands are dry from this winter air.
Ed: Maybe you should get some hand cream for that...
Foug: Want some tube of lube?

by Foug September 2, 2003

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lubing the tube

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.

I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

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Lubehuxenigerids

Someone who has a penchant for people of african/jamaican descent.

Have you seen her last boyfriends, she's a right lubehuxenigerids, always hanging around the ghetto.

by worlds first lubehuxenigerid. December 16, 2009

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Luberjik

Luberjik is that food stuff made from instant noodles and/or leftover rice and an egg and any other ingredients that one can find late at night to make a splendid Canadian-style Chinese feast.

• Oh shit, the takeaway is shut!
• Fret ye not brother, I'll whip us up some luberjik!
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• Man that luberjik is really something

by secretlunch April 26, 2011

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