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Prison Lube 

The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.
Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?

Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
Prison Lube by Zen Chaos October 11, 2020
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BRAIN LUBE 

COFFEE; a hot drink that acts as a brain lubricant; or stimulates brain function
To get his mind functioning properly for the test on differential equations, Axel stopped at Starbucks for a cup of brain lube.
BRAIN LUBE by BCATThompson October 7, 2021

arizona lube 

The sweat that runs down the crack of your partners ass during the summer time in Phoenix while trying to perform anal in a 71 Volkswagen.
I didn’t bring the KY jelly so we used ARIZONA lube to put it in the dumper.
arizona lube by AzRev February 3, 2022

Mexican Lube 

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.
“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”
Mexican Lube by CoachMatt May 24, 2022

Cage Lube 

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube
Cage Lube by Knights of the Borg January 18, 2023

Jiffy Lube 

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.
Jiffy Lube by Richie Roach October 15, 2023