Locker Bomb

The act of completely covering a friends locker or desk with happy birthday signs.

bob: whoa bro what happened to your locker?
jim: idk
george: you just got locker bombed!

by bobjimgeorge November 30, 2011

Locker Mooch

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.

Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.

by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014

Locker Jenga

The act of trying to retrieve something from a messy locker without pulling everything out

Tom was late to class because he was playing locker Jenga; while trying to retrieve his chemistry book, Toms many supplies toppled out on top of him .

Person 1: "wow kelly you need to clean out your locker!"
Kelly: "why, everything fits in here?"
Person 1: you don't want to play locker Jenga now do you?

by EnigmaticEros April 10, 2015

lockerlust

A kink about being shoved into a locker with (occasionally without) another person.

I have so mach lockerlust dreams about you

by i did so can u chill now December 21, 2016

Lockerbie

A term used to describe friends of an extreme connection, that of a completely plutonic relationship.

Oh, she's not just my best friend, she's my Lockerbie.

by supergoofgus January 1, 2017

locker nazi

A person who issues locker assignments at a place of business or school.
Generaly an uneducated douchbag.

Person A: "Dide Geena issue your locker yet?"
Person B: "Fuck no! That bitch is a locker Nazi!"

by Archiezimmer3d April 4, 2017

locker shelf

Another phrase for "Her rack"

That girls locker shelf is on point! Look at them boobs!

by Fartdooder January 23, 2017