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The 7 levels of shitting

Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is

1. I think I may be constipated

2. I need to take my pants off for this shit

3. I may not come out for a while

4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere

5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere

6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out

7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"

Person B: "No, I need help."

Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"

Person B: "Number 7..."

Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 1, 2017
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Level-o-matic

A RPG player that only wants to raise his level, without enjoying the history and other game's features. Also known as upper.
That dude is level-o-matic.
by gianop February 18, 2007
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Level 12

So you drunk you cant stand, its hard to focus, you have already vomited drank more and vomited again. There is a change that anyone could get a little action from you and a huge change your wake up next to someone you don't know.
Events where you might reach level 12 include:
Camping
Birthday
Monday
Concert
Hockey game
Superbowl
Parting because your girl friend of 12 years become pregnant by another man
by slamber June 11, 2010
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See Level

A dress or skirt that is hemmed so short that you can see everything.
The micro miniskirt is hemmed to see level, so you can see everything.
by Greenpiece August 11, 2008
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basu level joke

A metric to measure a really bad 'poor joke'. Named after the creator of terrible jokes - Basu.
Knock Knock
Who's there?

Who.
Who Who?

Hee Hee!
Oh man! That was a 'basu level joke'.

*secretly admire the persons ability to make these jokes*
by PJ Appreciater February 24, 2015
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leveled

Totally crunked, floored, tossed, slapped, belted, throttled, thrashed, slammed, grilled, drilled, popped, cleaned, clocked,lashed, reamed, flogged, rocked, bucked, cleaved, knifed, smacked, hammered, mangled, knocked, or any other derivative of the word "pwnt"
STFU Big Tony, I leveled your fat ass
by Thomas Schleiker October 30, 2005
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A-Levels

Reference to anal sex, usually by a hooker willing to perform said act.
She offered OWO and A-Levels, but not RIM
by Sumeh November 9, 2007
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