Letters to human beings

you can always approach me
i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that

youre older too
helps

you can always approach me
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend

you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know

from "Letters to human beings", p84-86

by Krkič January 7, 2023

Bro-lette Science

A closely related cousin to bioscience. Coined by Outlaw Fitness HQ on October 16, 2015. It refers to the rampant amount of misinformation and bad advice spread in fitness magazines and online forum when it comes to women and fitness.

"Drink this to detox your whole body and lose 5lbs overnight."

"No. That's bro-lette science, sister."

by Josh Vales December 8, 2015

the letter 9

The art of taking your teacher and sucking on her cock until it is a little stub then swallow.

The art of taking your teacher and sucking on her cock until it is a little stub then swallowed is called the letter 9

by Killerboy 52 Milton February 23, 2017

Onion letter

One of those foldy letters you work like a puppet while you ask questions. Some people call them fortune tellers but frankly I feel that is giving them a bit too much credit.

Maria and her middle school bff sat around the lunch table giggling while asking questions to her onion letter.

by Donkeypunchburtreynolds April 6, 2017

Five-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other five letter , which originated from the Philly based, award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.

I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
You might be over your head with her. She only deals with guys that can take her five-letter shopping.

by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017

rejection letter

A letter from college, graduate school or job suggesting that they don't want you or have no room for you.

Shit. I got a rejection letter in the mail from my top college.

by Leopards14 February 28, 2019

The letter F

F
Commonly used to show respect after someone has died

Person 1: aww man i died
Person 2: F
Person 1: thanks for the letter f my man.

by Ncsasp September 17, 2020