Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 January 24, 2012

Leather pumpkin

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure

I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin

by Martybj September 22, 2023

Leather Lady

A person, usually a woman, who had spent so many years in the sun their skin starts to look like leather.

Can you help me put sunscreen on my back so I don’t turn into a leather lady.

Is Aunt Lynn a leather lady?

by Scoobsnack Rayvannah May 16, 2021

Leather boots wearer

A lesbian

Hey bruv, are you a leather boots wearer?
You see that girl over there? She wears leather boots

by Maizeiscool September 28, 2021

buttermilk leather

Material used in a pants worn by 100% metrosexual males transplanted from New Jersey to Southern California.

My snug buttermilk leather pants excite everyone in the room!

by Metro point boyz October 08, 2015

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

There are kids in Africa eating leather soup

When children are starving in Africa

"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"

"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"

" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

by awyouknow July 20, 2022