Leather shoe

Take a shit on your foot smear it and wrap it in duct tape. Let marinate for three days. There you go you, you have a leather shoe

When my ex broke up with me, she left me a leather shoe.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Clever Leather

When your dick is too big to fit in your pants

Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....

by Jizzard1663 January 31, 2018

leather fingers

Carlton

Damn! Carlton is leather fingers

by Silver back October 4, 2013

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018

Leather Jacket Pat

The one hit-man that u DO NOT wanna mess with, he's hired by whoever pays more to take out his target and he's no hero he's a mercenary in it only for the almighty dollar, always wears a totally bitchin' leather jacket always black leather because tan and red are for pussies, he's the last person u ever wanna see because that means he's here to take you out, cross this man and he will throw you out of a window seriously, he's a very skilled boxer and martial artist, always carries a Bowie knife in one of the many pockets of his amazing leather jacket, and his gun of choice is a glock.
#LeatherJacketPat
#LeatherCladMercenary

Frank: "dude I've been dodging this loan shark for weeks , I keep seeing a car by my house what am I gonna do"?
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!

by Patcorbett92 November 22, 2017

Leather bag

A person who has a very attractive face but a not so attractive body

If only she had a good body, she is just a leather bag.

by Realistslang July 12, 2017

leather lugnut

Another word for a person male or females butthole.

Oh my god! Did you hear that Chris tongue punched Alex’s leather lugnut in the work closet yesterday?

by Big beet January 9, 2025