French Leather

The Worst type Of Leather

French leather is the worst type of leather

by 454534 March 17, 2021

leather person

People who have tanned so much that with their age their skin begins to sag and turn brown and shiny like leather.

*In a beach town* "Look at the leather person riding their bike."

by batshitfloridachick November 29, 2022

Leather Lady

A person, usually a woman, who had spent so many years in the sun their skin starts to look like leather.

Can you help me put sunscreen on my back so I don’t turn into a leather lady.

Is Aunt Lynn a leather lady?

by Scoobsnack Rayvannah May 16, 2021

nose leather

The dried sloughing of mucous membranes, typically the nose. "Boogers" to the less refined.

"ewwww, the bottom of this desk is coated in nose leather!"

by Eindecker August 31, 2024

leather dick

The impervious dick

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

by Snowflakediver June 7, 2016

Leather Sniffer

Someone who aspires to be a police officer or fantasizes about being one and who will go to great lengths to make others think they are an officer despite not actually being one.

"These security guards are a bunch of leather sniffers that will never graduate the academy"

by Berdoky May 6, 2020

Leather Cookies

Flat, dried out tods that have previously been stood on. '

Don't eat those, they're leather cookies"

by Smordwith September 3, 2021