The Lawn Chair 

the act of fucking a woman in the ass,and mid fucking you pull out so she shits all over your cock.you then spin her around 3 times,no more no less.then she cleans of your cock and sucks you off.then after you finish you piss all over her.

"Hey Frank,you remember that bitch Tracy from high school?"

"Yea what about her?"

"I hit her with The Lawn Chair last night,she ran out of my house crying."

The Lawn Chair by Psycho Nifkin February 2, 2009

sucks lawn gnomes 

No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**

"That sucks lawn Gnomes."
"Whats that mean?"
"I dunno. Its fun to say"

sucks lawn gnomes by Kayla April 16, 2005

italian lawn dart 

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.

"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."

italian lawn dart by scabbrain April 5, 2010

Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC) 

The sexual position in which the guy straddles the girl and sits on her stomach NAKED. From there the guy reaches behind and fingers the girl and the girl gives the guy a hand job and he nuts on her tits.

Did you hear about Jessie and that kid doing the tummy lawn chair?

Dude it's the sweetest sex position ever i sat on her stomach NAKED.
That's the Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC).

Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC) by Jimmy Snoop December 12, 2007

mullet lawn 

A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".

The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...

mullet lawn by ekolis August 1, 2014

Colombian Lawn Sprinkler 

When your partner stands on top of a bed during sex and spins around while urinating

When she hit me with the Colombian Lawn Sprinkler, I knew she'd be the one.

Colombian Lawn Sprinkler by nati0nx May 9, 2020

Albanian Lawn Chair 

The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.

“She’s got some big tits.”

“She sure does. I’d love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.”

Albanian Lawn Chair by ThePervertedSurgeon August 9, 2021