Coop lap

When someone tries to ask you to go behind a chicken coop and give you a blowjob while sitting on your lap

“Hey Taft lets go behind the chicken coop so I can give you head”

“Have you heard about Taft and Marykate coop lapping”

by Taft Dixon June 21, 2019

the lap game

The girl (or guy) sits on the guys lap and has to try to not get an erection

Hey you wanna play the lap game

by Guyboy July 04, 2015

Lap Launch

The act of standing up quickly with something in your lap and it goes flying.

I lost my phone, I think I lap launched it getting out of the car at the beach.

Devin lap launched my bowl and it broke when it hit the floor.

by atmoshacks February 27, 2011

lap snap

A picture of your genitals.

I can't believe Jeff sent me a limp lap snap.

by shXtacy May 12, 2016

lap dumpling

When a male stripper places his testicles in the lap of someone receiving a lap dance.

That stripper just gave your girl a lap dumpling!

by frankenBabe January 04, 2011

Dick lap

When a male species, is in the sitting position, with their dick/lap area only covered by the mere bottom of their shirt. If the shirt is removed, bystanders are exposed to the sight of awkward disordered underpants which reveal the top, pale hairy parts of the thighs and a possible outline of the male package in the underwear.

At a McDonalds drive-thru:

Cashier: "$5.42, please."

Male driver reaches for change under shirt, exposing dick lap.

Cashier, patiently watching from afar, sees dick lap and immediately feels uncomfortable.

Male driver to girlfriend passenger: "Shit, that guy just totally saw my dick lap."

by Summerrrgirl May 19, 2011

lap gap

A vagina.

I'd like to dick-up her lap gap.

by henry-the-eighth-i-am January 05, 2010