steaming loaf

1. artisan bread cooked in a clay pot

2. an outdoor or semi-outdoor shit in the winter

1. "The timer buzzed, announcing to Sally that the steaming loaf was done baking."

2. "The line to the bathroom wasn't getting any shorter, so Dan baked a steaming loaf in the solarium for all to enjoy."

by Loaf Leaver May 14, 2011

Pinch a loaf

To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.

Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.

by Danielwebster February 22, 2015

loaften

1. being lazy
2. synonym to chillen, only used in this context if your not really doing anything exciting
3. after you burn that 'i'm too lazy to move my body' feeling

( texting )
friend #1: 'hey what's up !'
friend #2: 'nothing just loaften with sam and kayla. any parties going on tonite?'
friend #1: 'yeah there's a house party going on ! txt you the detz'

by ikwia June 23, 2009

Loafdog

A cute loaf that makes cute loaf-faces and likes to loaf with his two best loafs

So adorable! What a loafdog. I loaf you, loafdog.

by superawesomerainbowgoldfish November 13, 2011

loafen

When you chill to the maximum level, or see something that is real chill. Like Loafing, but loafen is when your chilling with a purpose.

YO what you sayin today, Just gonna be Loafen out
O shit look at that cliff, yea man that Cliff would be a sick spot to be loafen.

by ChillVILL December 8, 2015

Loafness

adj; the quality of being a loaf.

look at that kitten's loafness!

by sadandsalty April 12, 2017

Loaf Lord

Loaf Lord is a category of people originating from discord. To have someone be a Loaf Lord means they are a leader of a discord community though not just any leader. Loaf Lord's are usually very lenient and who really loves memes.

"Dude our Loaf Lord is accually hilarious"

by Epic989 May 4, 2018