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adj; the quality of being a loaf.

look at that kitten's loafness!

Loafness by sadandsalty April 12, 2017

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loafless

A mixture of the words "loaf" and "hopeless". When you are loafing about and start thinking of everything you should be doing. This makes you feel sad and leads to you thinking of everything else you have done wrong in life, causing you to loose hope in the process.

Friend: Hey dude, you want to come over and hang?
Subject: Sorry dude, I'm feeling utterly loafless at the moment.
Friend: ... ok... You wanna talk about it?

loafless by Crunchy Cactus June 18, 2021

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womp

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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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