Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

pint kitten

A female who partakes in the drinking of alcoholic beverages, particularly good beer.

Lets go down to the tavern and hunt some pint kitten.

by car3825 May 20, 2010

Skin Kitten

the "pet" name of a female's privates when kept impeccably shaved, waxed, or treated with a depilatory

my skin kitten is feeling a little brutalized after i got that brazilian wax this morning

by ubermilf April 20, 2015

dust kitten

A cute phrase for Stray Cat

Man, I really wanna take in that dust kitten that followed me home yesterday

by Feelios March 8, 2018

kitten is a qt

Kitten is a qt is a youtuber that likes playing fortnite with friends and editing videos!

Kitten is a qt is the best youtuber

by Kitten is a qt December 15, 2020

throwing kittens

get really angry about something

Harry is really angry about that. I just saw him throwing kittens at Rafael

by chopper recharge January 29, 2015

Persian Kitten

The "Persian Kitten", once known exclusively as a show cat bred in Eastern Europe and the Middle East, has become known in the Americas as a sexual activity. Locally, in the Northeast many take the literal translation of the persian kitten. The execution of the kitten is simple, the man or woman holds open their rectum and the partner (man or woman) subsequently excretes fecal matter into the gaping hole.

Get that lil persian kitten ass over heeya.The Persian Kitten... is that when you shit in her ass?

by KingOfPersia April 19, 2011