White in the Kitchen

1. Stoooopid... as in clueless like a "dumb blonde".

1. "Did you hear that girl Kimberlee flunked her algebra test!?"

"Naw man, i heard that girl be mad white in the kitchen!"

by iheartnickprotectorofsloresxxx April 25, 2010

Kitchen Witch

A slutty woman who spends adequate amounts of time in the kitchen.

"She's a dirty little kitchen witch."

by OGKitchenWitch December 9, 2016

kitchen blister

A large gut that appears to be bursting at the seams.

Chester was already overweight, but after he ate 4 chili dogs and drank 11 Miluakee's Bests, his stomach distended over his belt like an infected kitchen blister.

by Unlce Snuffy September 29, 2011

Soup Kitchen

A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.

"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."

Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."

by CjBRAH May 14, 2015

southern kitchen

the vagina, or "pussy"

Last night I dined in the southern kitchen and mah woman sho did appreciate it!

by Anonymous June 26, 2003

soup kitchen lust

When two or more unfortunate individuals meet and indulge in grotesque sexual activities at a soup kitchen. Usually on the dirty floor.

They locked eyes from across the room and came to the conclusion that they must engage each other in a round of soup kitchen lust.

by Captain Finch August 18, 2017

everything but the kitchen sink

a shit ton of random things

"Damn, Gina. You must have packed everything but the kitchen sink in your suitcase. You are going to break my back when I carry this shit around for you."

by JTGaustin November 12, 2013