rat king

A rat king is when a group of rats become attached to each other by their respective tails; either because they are tangled, or caked in excrement etc. The rats cannot separate from each other and they become a big Rat King

I'm too scared to clean my closet because of that weird rustling noise: what if there's a rat king in there?!

by Maddog69 December 30, 2007

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

burger king

home of open-flamed whoppers

would you like fries with that?

by BOOGER EATER October 30, 2003

drama king

any male that makes a big deal over a nonissue.
also any male that never shuts up and always has to be the center of attention.

see narcissist

David is such a drama king!

Hey, drama king, the complaint department is closed!

by sexykay April 8, 2008

king gordy

A rap artist who uses haunting tunes and who might just rock it out. Really hard. Really.

King Gordy is one helluvan awesome mother f****er

by freddy v September 26, 2003

Secret King

Someone who likes to delude themselves into thinking they're way cooler, powerful, interesting or successful with women than they actually are. Refers to the story trope of the awkward loser/nerd actually being the mastermind behind everything unbenounced to everyone, which is clearly just a wet fantasy of the gamma writers.

Look at this guy, he can barely put two words together without me cringing into oblivion and he's standing there saying he's slept with 150 women in his lifetime. What a secret king.

by GoingHamsee June 16, 2019

King Lake

A place where it is possible to own a $1,000,000 plus house and not the land it sits on. All the land is owned by the Archibald family and leased to the other residents. Leases are for a fixed number of years and are good for the original lessee only, anything that violates the terms of these very complicated leases can result in voiding the lease and having to sell or tear down your building. The difficulty in buying into King Lake is really a protection for social climbers, if you step on the wrong toes you can lose your lease, your house and be booted out with no legal recourse.

Edmund bought his king Lake place for a song the former owner lost his lease and had to sell the house or tear it down.

by knowman April 4, 2008